Friday, April 4th, 2003

"I'm Buying You A Pizza!"

The jackpot in tonight’s Super 7 lottery is a cool $25,000,000 Loonies. That’s a lot of scratch. I’ve bought a couple tickets, and in anticipation of my impending windfall (I am SO due!), I’ve decided to do a little something for all my readers. If I win tonight – and I’m not talking whole jackpot, let’s say more than $10,000,000 – I will buy everyone who responds to this post a large, 3-topping pizza. You have to leave me your proper email address, but you have my word that if I do end up filthy rich, I will kick-start my inevitable transformation into a raving eccentric with a giant world-wide pizza party.

Mogwai’s new long-player, Happy Songs For Happy People, drops on June 10th. Eardrums everywhere tremble in fear.

np – Rilo Kiley / The Execution Of All Things

By : Frank Yang at 10:44 am
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  1. claytron says:

    would this three topping pizza be made of gold par chance?

  2. Mark says:

    Pepperoni, Extra Cheese, Mushrooms please. :)

  3. Brendan says:

    Well, Frank, this seems like a perfect opportunity to get back in touch and say hello.

    So hello – and I’ll take mine with bacon, olives and extra cheese please.

  4. Valerie says:

    Just mushrooms please. Lots and lots of mushrooms.

  5. Sudeep says:

    fat (your chance), bull (as in shit, you’d never share), dough (because you wont have any)

  6. Sudeep says:

    hey why are everybody’s name in small teal letters and mine in big black

  7. Kate says:

    You didn’t win, did you? Uh-huh. That’s what I thought.

  8. Frank says:

    Alas, I did not win. I do think I got a free ticket, so the offer stands for that one. However, on the remote remote chance that I don’t win on THAT ticket either, I will offer everyone the consolation prize of going out for pizza WITH them, which is really almost as good. Or, if I can’t make it, I will send my assistant in my place.

    Offer not good in Quebec.