Monday, September 2nd, 2002
Masters Of Crap
Caught some of the much-vaunted new ‘Masters Of The Universe’ cartoon today. What an amazing pile of shit. The animation wouldn’t have been decent quality 15 years ago when they first foisted this dreck on us. The writing was just as bad. I ask you – what’s the point? I understand it’s just marketing to my generation’s sense of nostalgia, but for the love of God, at least make an effort! As a sidebar, I saw the new action figures at the Silver Snail on Friday. They looked pretty much the same as any other adult-targeted McFarlane-era action figure. He-Man looked like a hunchback.
They also had G-Force action figures. Now THOSE were cool. I’m waiting for the Jason figure.